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"Oh my, one order of beef tongue comes with four slices." "Since there are five of us, one serving won't be enough, huh." "I thought they sliced it to match the number of people after you ordered." "Should we order two servings?" "If we do that, we'll have three slices left over and end up fighting." "Ah, Hiromachi is fine with just one slice, though." "I wonder what the best move is here..." "Well, if we order five servings, everyone can eat an equal amount, but that's a bit much—" "Excuse me, could we get five plates of beef tongue, please!"